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Jennifer's wedding day was fast  approaching.  Nothing could dampen her excitement -- not even her  parent's nasty divorce. Her mother had found the PERFECT  dress to wear and would be the best dressed mother- of-the-bride  ever! A week later, Jennifer was horrified  to learn that her father's new young wife had bought the exact same  dress !  Jennifer asked her to exchange it, but she refused.   'Absolutely not, I look like a million bucks in this dress and I'm  wearing it,' she replied. Jennifer told her mother who graciously said, 'Never mind sweetheart. I'll get another  dress.  After all, it's your special day.' A few days later, they  went shopping and did find another gorgeous dress.

 

When they  stopped for lunch, Jennifer asked her mother, 'Aren't you going to  return the other dress?  You really don't have another occasion  where you could wear it.  Her mother just smiled and replied, 'Of  course I do, dear. I'm wearing it to the rehearsal  dinner the night before the wedding.' NOW I ASK YOU - IS THERE A WOMAN  OUT THERE, ANYWHERE, WHO WOULDN'T ENJOY THIS STORY?  SEND IT TO  EVERY WOMAN YOU KNOW!!! (HTBAPB - HOW TO BE A PER FECT  BITCH!!)