I'm sure everyone's heard about the new GW Bush Sewage Treatment plant in California? I died laughing when Isaw that one. So when I got this today I had to share it. The decider one has to be my favorite!
Enjoy
The George W Bush Presidential Library is now in the planning stages
The library will include:
-The Hurricane Katrina Room, which is still under construction.
- The Alberto Gonzales Room, where you won't be able to remember anything.
-The Texas Air National Guard Room, where you don't even have to show up.
-The Walter Reed Hospital Room, where they don't let you in.
-The Guantanamo Bay Room, where they don't let you out.
-The Weapons of Mass Destruction Room, which no one has been able to find.
-The National Debt Room which is huge and has no ceiling.
-The Tax Cut Room with entry only to the wealthy.
-The Economy Room which is in the toilet.
-The Iraq War Room- After you complete your first tour, they make you go back for a second, third, fourth, and sometime s fifth tour.
-The Dick Cheney Room, in the famous undisclosed location, complete with shotgun gallery.
-The Environmental Conservation Room, still empty.
-The Airport Men's Room, where you can meet some of your favorite Republican Senators.
-The Decider Room complete with dart board, magic 8-ball, Ouija board, dice, coins, and straws.
-In addition, the museum will have an electron microscope to help you locate the President's accomplishments.
Admission: Republicans free; Democrats - $1000 or three Euros
Tuesday, August 5, 2008
G.W. Bush Library
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