The George W Bush Presidential Library is now in the planning stages

The library will include:

-The Hurricane Katrina Room, which is still under construction.

- The Alberto Gonzales Room, where you won't be able to remember anything.

-The Texas Air National Guard Room, where you don't even have to show up.

-The Walter Reed Hospital Room, where they don't let you in.

-The Guantanamo Bay Room, where they don't let you out.

-The Weapons of Mass Destruction Room, which no one has been able to find.

-The National Debt Room which is huge and has no ceiling.

-The Tax Cut Room with entry only to the wealthy.

-The Economy Room which is in the toilet.

-The Iraq War Room- After you complete your first tour, they make you go
back for a second, third, fourth, and sometime s fifth tour.

-The Dick Cheney Room, in the famous undisclosed location, complete with
shotgun gallery.

-The Environmental Conservation Room, still empty.

-The Airport Men's Room, where you can meet some of your favorite Republican
Senators.

-The Decider Room complete with dart board, magic 8-ball, Ouija board,
dice, coins, and straws.

-In addition, the museum will have an electron microscope to help you locate
the President's accomplishments.

Admission: Republicans free; Democrats - $1000 or three Euros