When you call the front desk and say, I gotta leak in my sink, and the clerk
replies, 'Go ahead
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Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age for Rednecks to
32?
It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
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Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder:
1) The DNA is all the same
2) There are no dental records
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Who invented the toothbrush ?
A Redneck. If it had been invented by anyone else, it would have been called
a teethbrush.
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A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 16 and says to the driver,
'Got any I.D. ?'.
and the driver replies 'Bout wut?'
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Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ?
The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.
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A new Redneck law was just recent ly passed
When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.
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Did you hear that the Redneck governor's mansion burned down ?
'Yep. Prit'near took out the whole trailer park. The library was a total
loss too. Both books went poof . . up in flames and the governor hadn't even
finished coloring one of them.'
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