Ventriloquist
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night,
he does a show in a small town in Arkansas. With his
dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual
dumb blonde jokes.
Suddenly, a blonde woman in the 4th row stands on her
chair and shouts: "I've heard enough of your stupid blonde
jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women
that way? What does the color of a person's hair have to
do with her worth as a human being? It's guys like you
who keep women like me from being respected at work
and in the community, and from reaching our full potential
as a person. because you and your kind continue to
perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes, but
women in general... and all in the name of humor!"
The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize,
and the blonde yells, "You stay out of this, mister...
I'm talking to that little shit sitting on your knee!"
h/t from Auntie Dee
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