You never use an umbrella because you know the rain will be over in five minutes.
Your winter coat is made of denim.
You can tell the difference between fire ant bites and mosquito bites.
Anything under 70 degrees is chilly.
You know that no other grocery store can compare to Publix.
You know that anything under a Category 3 just isn't worth waking up for.
You dread love bug season.
You know what a snowbird is and when they'll leave.
You think a six -foot alligator is actually pretty average.
You get annoyed at the tourists who feed seagulls.
You know the four seasons really are: hurricane season, love bug season, tourist season and summer.
You can pronounce Okeechobee and Kissimmee .
You recognize Miami-Dade as ' Northern Cuba'
You not only forward this but you understand it!
h/t SALDale
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