Thursday, November 6, 2008

rednecks

How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck motel?
When you call the front desk and say, I gotta leak in my sink, and the clerk
replies, 'Go ahead

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Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age for Rednecks to
32?
It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.

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Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder:
1) The DNA is all the same
2) There are no dental records

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Who invented the toothbrush ?
A Redneck. If it had been invented by anyone else, it would have been called
a teethbrush.


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A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 16 and says to the driver,
'Got any I.D. ?'.
and the driver replies 'Bout wut?'

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Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ?
The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.

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A new Redneck law was just recent ly passed
When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.

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Did you hear that the Redneck governor's mansion burned down ?
'Yep. Prit'near took out the whole trailer park. The library was a total
loss too. Both books went poof . . up in flames and the governor hadn't even
finished coloring one of them.'

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